Entertaining Tumblr Posts For When You Have Time To Kill

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Dec 16, 2020 10:10 AM EST

Shake up your meme game a bit with these funny Tumblr memes. Possibly one of the best social media sites for memeable content besides Twitter and Facebook, r/Tumblr will provide you with all the Tumblr humor and wit you can handle, so don't miss a single one. 

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    Brown - nigiris: i was playing animal crossing while laying next to my grandma and i usually complain a lot out loud and i go "gosh i need to donate more fishes to my museum" and she just turns to me and says "what you need is a boyfriend and maybe a couple friends"
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    Green - fallopian i About this website O INSIDER · 2 MIN READ You can now buy a bean-bag onesie so you can stay seated wherever you go now you, too, can be dummy thicc disshoeciate they just let anyone be a Pixar mom these days, huh 125 391 notes
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    Text - onward-to-victuuri are you an "arrr" pirate or a "yo ho ho" pirate xromanticalityx I'm an "I'm not paying $600 for Photoshop" pirate
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    Text - glumshoe My main method for making friends has always been: 1.) make 1 (one) friend 2.) hope that this friend has other friends 3.) hope that these friends accept you as friend 1's sidekick and tolerate you long enough to bond littletinysmallmouse Alternately, you can be the rumba. You can be the awkward little robot that no one understands, and everyone slowly becomes attached to you because you're always there, and it's Wrong when you're not glumshoe and you can let people strap knives
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    Text - A androgynistic is there a word for "i'm okay but it's a fragile kind of okay so be gentle with me"? elidyce I nominate I'm eggshell fine'. Currently whole but easily crushed again.
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    Text - REI tilthat TIL The singer of Peanut Butter Jelly Time died in an 11 hour police standoff during which time his brother-in-law Snoop Dogg attempted to calm him down and surrender via reddit.com everything-goes-numb Reading that was like 10 consecutive punches to the throat
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts The 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning. supernovajazzy FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT bundibird These last 17 years have an "oh no" feel that just gets bigger and louder with each consecutive year
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    Jaw - charlesoberonn Dystopia Fiction: BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU Reality: Big Brother"IS WATCHING YOU How conveient! Presented by amazon bananonbinary this is a joke but i think we tend to forget that Big Brother isn't SUPPOSED to be menacing to the citizens in 1984. it's theoretically comforting, that's why it's called “Big Brother." you're supposed to think "aw gee, it sure is nice to know someone is watching out for me 24/7 in case anything bad happens :)" my point is the Reality basically
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    Text - ommanyte I'm going to make a new font called Times New Bastard ommanyte It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif bouquetoftwelve It's Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif val-ritz With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode
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    Line - fakeboitherottengirl Follow DISCLOSE.TV Americans Want Drug Tests For Cops - Cops Say It's Unconstitutional "f you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear " @voluntawny 11 starwarsgraphictee Follow Of all the people we should be drug testing it should be the people who have literal stashes of drugs at their work place 96,716 notes
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    Bishop - omghotmemes Follow + Mark O'Connell @rfkram I can move diagonally on this floor. Ths bishop's twitter post enaroholmes Follow I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool jellyfish-neo Follow Tes! "Come hither, Fool." The Fool jingled diagonally across the floor.
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    Text - solarpunkarchivist Follow Unbiased journalism is not pretending both sides are equally valid. Unbiased journalism is reporting the facts even if those facts include that one side is irredeemably awful. False neutrality is propaganda. kiriamaya Follow Repeated for emphasis: False neutrality is propaganda. LPS letsplaysocialjustice Follow if 99 experts say one thing, and 1 expert says another, presenting both sides as equal is misinformation 231,890 notes
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    Text - compassionatereminders If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either. theeldritchbeesechurger Follow Wait whoa landsword Follow op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that 23,829 notes
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    Text - radicallindsay SUE the T. rex y Retweeted Abby Govindan @abbygov · 1d Once I told a man he looked like Jeff Goldblum & he was like "who's that?" So i pulled up a pic &he sald "oh my what a compliment he's very handsome." Then as he was walking away, my friend walked up to me & was like "I'm pretty sure the guy you were talking to is Jeff Goldblum" O 113 t3 3,668 40.1K I'm livid crewdlydrawn That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.
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    Text - Depression Soup Shared by Gilbert Golla, Grand Rapids, Minnesota 1/3 cup ketchup 2/3 cup boiling water HEIN Combine in a mug, stir and you have Depression Soup. TOMATO NETCHUP 47 #Mildlylnteresting | Found a very sad recipe in my mom's old depression cookbook (via coffeeandcontemplate ) ancientsumeriancurse It took me a moment to realize they 'Depression" as in the era of depression and not the emotional state of being.
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    Adaptation - fabmarymorstan: sherolck: "frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance" Is that an example or a reaction? yes
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    Text - olofahere Do not punish the behaviour you want to see I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right? But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize, snarkily say, "So, you've decided to join us"? Or when someone does something they've had trouble doing, say, "Why can't you do that all the time?" (Happened to me, too often.) Or any sentence containing the word "finally". If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you wan
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    Text - LOTTOM FOLLOW ME lesbianathogwarts: bashdoard: Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks. follow the yellow dick-road
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    Organism - koshkaah-fr Me: I want to draw something breathtaking My brain, in its infinite wisdom: Ferret, but longer
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    Text - thereddestglass So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn't sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away. It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book
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    Text - REI T tilthat TIL on the set of The Princess Bride, André the Giant once "let out a 16 second fart and brought production to a standstill." Nobody said anything except director Rob Reiner, who said "Are you OK, André?" to which André replied, "I am now boss." via reddit.com lizardsister legends only asexualbrittaperry im crying the lack of a comma meant that for a full minute I interpreted this as him declaring himself the new boss
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    Text - REI tilthat TIL that in 1847, a doctor performed an amputation in 25 seconds, operating so quickly that he accidentally amputated his assistant's fingers as well. Both later died of sepsis, and a spectator reportedly died of shock, resulting in the only known procedure with a 300% mortality rate. via reddit.com michaelwalsh nice job idiot tomoeenjou Surgery no mercy speedrun
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    Text - selfiegoth yknow if romeo had just Cried on juliets corpse for a couple hours instead of drinking poison Right Then they would have been Fine persephonesidekick The moral of the story is: always take time to cry for a few hours before making important decisions.
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    Human - janmen-portfolio Fall of Icarus/Hubris of Man 2019, colorised (And reference) janmen-portfolio people have tagged this as life imitates art, and I need you to understand that no, I saw this picture of my friend falling off the got dang swing and thought it represented human hubris so well that i went into a made haze of acrylic paint and when I awoke I was holding this finished canvas. Source: janmen-portfolio
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    Clothing - leavethewOrldbehindyou Proof that you can't judge based on clothing sizes! All pants I currently wear: Gap Brand Jeans PacSun Bullhead Size 7 Macy's Celebrity Pink Size 9 Size 4 thischick25 This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industry... jumpingjacktrash men's pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. women's pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy women's pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
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    Hair - Bindi Irwin O @Bindilrwin Some days you just need to cuddle a tarantula... Meet this sweetheart. Her name is Harriet. daydreamerofyesterday listen bindi not all of us can look into the multiple eyes of death and cuddle it but u do u honey
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    Text - argumate Follow 1 Lets Meet Tonight Hey! I am from ##USER_CITY##, wanna meet? hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it's a total backwater! adhoption Follow take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE## Source: argumate
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    Text - metalslugx when your son gets locked up FREE MY BOY luisvirgil when your son escapes My Boy! Free My Boy! is running. jojoxgamer Lookout 8:26 PM Scan Complete My Boy! is safe when your son comes home Source: metalslugx
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    Finger - bidoof 1000110100100 10101000101001010001100 101010010001000101110 011011010101010100 10001101001000100 101010001010010100 1001101101010101 10010001101001CC0i0 0101000 PASSWORD 101 1001101101019ộ101015 100011010010001001 0101000101001010001 0011011010101010100, 0001101001000100100 1000101001010001100 1011010101010100101. 10100100010010Ộ00010 100 M011000 this is my favorite "clickbait about hackers" picture railroadsoftware me when i remember my password in my own mind
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    Text - peetasboxers: peetasboxers: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED "YOLO" DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH "OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG"
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    Text - jncoes there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism danny-lohner This post is slowly killing me 354,225 notes
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    Text - A diaryofababywitch For Your Consideration Emo: The world is broken, and I'm sad because there's nothing I can do to fix it. Goth: The world is broken, but there's an odd beauty in the dark parts. Punk: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it. patrickdiomedes Ska: Maybe the world is broken, but I've got a f trumpet.
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    Jaw - hetteh-spegetteh The kids, on filming IT: We all became best friends and it was the most amazing summer of our lives and we never wanted it to end Bill Skarsgard, on filming IT: It was fi I sat in a tent by myself the whole time and all the crew lonely as hell members were scared of me justpennywise TFW you just want to have fun and mingle but you get banished to the Pennywise tent for being Pennywise. stylingryan This is the plot to Wreck it Ralph
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    Text - bisexualbarbaragordon Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone: adventurecomics Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fu drag queen. • Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest. Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall. Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman co
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    Text - kvitoya the most obnoxious part of the holiday season is commercials that try to sound like 'Twas The Night Before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background while the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a Ford shitpost-senpai Twas the night before Christmas and I swear to the Lord I will break your goddamn ankles If you don't buy this ford
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    Text - turing-tested do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im ft doing scatterbrainedadventurelog can i offer a smaller spoon? turing-tested absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here
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    Screenshot - carlisle-the-daddy-cullen They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory homofied Anna Kendrick couldn't even remember being in the movie. This is an amazing idea Anna Kendrick O @Annakendrick47 Holy si *. I just remembered I was in Twilight. 3:37 am 27/11/18 · Twitter for iPhone 177K Retweets 1.2M Likes
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    Sleeve - THIS GIRL, SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER? CAN I ASK-- YEAH. GOT IT, LONG STORY drtanner cardgamesonwhatnow: 5ummit. Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #0 I really appreciated all the little nods to Clint's deafness in this issue. I'm glad other writers are acknowledging it and it's not just a temporary thing in Fraction's run. I also enjoy the fact that Wade apparently knows sign language. Also deadpool has his mask up to expose his lips so Hawkeye can read his lips so he doesn't have to sign everything I love
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